What did Yoda say after borrowing E I E from old Macdonald? “E I E, I owe.”.What kind of car does Master Yoda drive? A Volkswagen Jedi.Did you know Yoda had a last name? It was Layheehoo.Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six, seven, eight.Baby Yoda’s first word… Probably came after his second word.What did Yoda say to Anakin on his wedding day? “May divorce be with you.”.Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?.
Why did episodes four, five, and six come out before one, two, and three?.Why are there no stairs in the Death Star?īecause everyone uses the ele-vader.What do you call an evil procrastinator?.What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?.What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?.And if you get through these and still need more to laugh at? Well, there are also some pretty wild Star Wars pick-up lines. These jokes are all set a long time ago on planets we’ve only visited on-screen, but that doesn’t make them any less funny. So, we’ll have to look for other ways to lift our wookiee-lovin’ spirits. But, alas, we aren’t getting more Star Wars… at least not any time soon. And, honestly, we’d like to spend more time with the newest droid, D-O. But, it’s just not quite as cinematic or familiar as seeing Han, Rey, Leia, or Chewie.
There’s The Mandalorian, which we love, and the various animated shows, which we tolerate.
Keep the nerdy fun going long after you’ve blown through this intergalactic content! We’ve got pages packed with jokes about Harry Potter, science, computers, Pokemon, and much more.Īnyone else beginning to feel like they’re missing that galaxy far, far away? With no new Star Wars movie to look forward to this holiday season, we’re feeling a bit verklempt.